Keep It Clean: Your Colon On Hydrotherapy

Don't panic, but you're surrounded by toxins. Every day we're exposed to toxins in the water we drink, food we eat, and air we breathe. And as we eat more processed foods, exercise less, and feel more stress, our bodies become overloaded, leading to chronic symptoms like headaches/migraines, fatigue, weight gain, and possibly disease. 

Ok, now we feel like you're panicking. Maybe we should back up a little bit. We promise this isn't as scary as it may seem and we have a solution too, so read on!

It's a Messy World Out There

As our bodies filter through the foods we eat, the drinks we consume, and the air we breathe, the waste that our bodies cannot use is processed by or eliminated through the skin, kidneys, lungs, and colon. All of these organs have important jobs, and they have to work together to minimize the toxic substances in our bodies.

Supplements like the Pipe Cleaner & Eliminator , or a Closed Colon Hydrotherapy session clean out your colon, eliminating harmful substances, and allowing your colon to function optimally. But, what happens if your colon is clogged; impacted with years of build up and toxins? 

The Dirty Truth

Let's say you don't clear away this compacted waste—what could happen? 

Some experts contend that up to 90% of disease stems from an unclean colon. The toxic substances stuck in your colon can actually be reabsorbed into your bloodstream, poisoning your organs and tissues. This is called auto-intoxication.

In the short term, you'll probably also experience some unfortunate and unwelcome side effects, like:

  • Chronic Fatigue
  • Headaches
  • Mood Swings —Irritability, Anxiety, Nervousness, Insomnia
  • Memory Impairment/Poor Concentration
  • Excess Weight
  • Gastrointestinal Disruption —Irritable Bowl Syndrome, Gas or Flatulence, Nausea, Constipation, Diarrhea, Distended Abdomen (bloat)
  • Skin and Hair Problems —Acne, Sallow Complexion, Dark Eye Circles, Brittle Hair & Nails
  • Unpleasant Odor—Bad Breath/Halitosis, Thickly Coated Tongue, Foul Body Odor
  • Circulatory Problems —Low/High Blood Pressure, Poor Circulation, Swollen Legs

We don't know about you, but that is NOT the quality of life we're looking for! Let's get you moving (wink, wink) toward better health and vitality. 

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to...

Meet your colon!

The colon is essentially the sewage system of your body. It's a muscular tube, and it's generally about 6 feet long. It's responsible for absorbing water, electrolytes, and some vitamins from solid waste as it moves through your body. As the muscles in your colon move waste matter along, the waste becomes increasingly solid, and eventually it's expelled. Or at least that's how it supposed to work, but(t) we'll get to that.

Over time, toxins build up in your colon. If you're eating the SAD (Standard American Diet), your colon can't effectively eliminate all of the processed foods, sugars, fats, alcohols, and preservatives that you're consuming. Your colon can actually become compacted with hardened waste and fecal matter. Yeah. How much old waste is in there? Well, the average adult has between five and twenty pounds of accumulated waste packed into the colon. It's possible you are literally full of crap.

Diggin' Deep to Fight Disease

In order to effectively and safely rid the body of built of waste, we strongly recommend supplements and Closed Colon Hydrotherapy. By gently rinsing the colon with warm and then cool water, we can remove the encrusted fecal matter, gas, and mucus that would otherwise poison your body if left to sit without proper elimination.

I get it. For some people, the idea of having Closed Colon Hydrotherapy can sound weird at best, or even scary. But the process is actually quite simple, and the results are worth it!

What can you expect at a Colon Hydrotherapy Session?

At Simplicity, we use Hydro Sans Plus Colonic Instruments. These are FDA-approved, state-of-the-art machines operated by Licensed Closed Colon Hydrotherapists to ensure your comfort and safety. They will insert a new, pre-sterilized tiny tube into the rectum (this is usually the part that people get worried about, but you've had bowel movements bigger than this so don't sweat it).

Once inserted, the Hydro Sans Plus will gently flush your colon with purified water from our customized water filtration systems. Your colon gets to enjoy some of the purest water on the planet! The water will shift from warm to cool in order to loosen compacted waste and condition the muscles of the colon.  Finally, the waste is removed through a pressurized system. And, we know what you're thinking, but don't worry, because since it's a closed system, there's no mess and no smell. (really!)

All you have to do is sit back, relax, and wait to feel better than ever.

Most treatments are 25-45 minutes long, and to clean out the entire colon it can take  6-12 sessions. This is an investment in your health for sure, but as Edward Stanley said, "Those who think they have no time for health, will sooner or later have to find time for illness."

Welcome to Life Post-Closed Colon Hydrotherapy

You're feeling lighter, your future's brighter. This is the life we signed up for, right?One obvious benefit of Closed Colon Hydrotherapy is that you're going to get all kinds of nasty stuff out of your digestive tract, but here are a few more:  

Say goodbye to that built up waste and toxic fecal matter stuck in your colon 
  • By alternating hot/cold water, or adding natural vermifuges to your colonic, you can get rid of intestinal parasites
  • You may notice your waistline shrinking as some adults are carrying as much as 20 lbs of compacted waste around!
  • Hydrotherapy helps you maintain a healthy colon moving forward
  • Hydrotherapy helps to strengthen and tone colon muscles, meaning you'll be able to expel waste more efficiently.
  • You'll enable your colon to absorb nutrients more effectively, because you wont have old waste blocking nutritional uptake.
  • Closed Colon Hydrotherapy normalizes the bowel—making it more alkaline (rather than acidic). An alkaline bowel is better able to absorb nutrients. This encourages good bacteria to colonize and aid your digestion.

Your Colon: The Gateway to the Soul?

We don't want to overstate the matter, but...Yes! You'll be amazed at how peaceful, energized, and inspired you feel as you start to rid your body of built up toxins and baggage. At Simplicity we're all about nurturing your journey. After all, we take the time to cleanse and refresh so that we can live better, happier lives. Don't spend another minute suffering from symptoms and illness that can be alleviated with diet and colon therapy. Get started today getting the radiant life you deserve!

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