Don't panic, but you're surrounded by toxins. Every day we're exposed to toxins in the water we drink, food we eat, and air we breathe. And as we eat more processed foods, exercise less, and feel more stress, our bodies become overloaded, leading to chronic symptoms like headaches/migraines, fatigue, weight gain, and possibly disease.
Ok, now we feel like you're panicking. Maybe we should back up a little bit. We promise this isn't as scary as it may seem and we have a solution too, so read on!
As our bodies filter through the foods we eat, the drinks we consume, and the air we breathe, the waste that our bodies cannot use is processed by or eliminated through the skin, kidneys, lungs, and colon. All of these organs have important jobs, and they have to work together to minimize the toxic substances in our bodies.
Supplements like the Pipe Cleaner & Eliminator , or a Closed Colon Hydrotherapy session clean out your colon, eliminating harmful substances, and allowing your colon to function optimally. But, what happens if your colon is clogged; impacted with years of build up and toxins?
Let's say you don't clear away this compacted waste—what could happen?
Some experts contend that up to 90% of disease stems from an unclean colon. The toxic substances stuck in your colon can actually be reabsorbed into your bloodstream, poisoning your organs and tissues. This is called auto-intoxication.
In the short term, you'll probably also experience some unfortunate and unwelcome side effects, like:
We don't know about you, but that is NOT the quality of life we're looking for! Let's get you moving (wink, wink) toward better health and vitality.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to...
The colon is essentially the sewage system of your body. It's a muscular tube, and it's generally about 6 feet long. It's responsible for absorbing water, electrolytes, and some vitamins from solid waste as it moves through your body. As the muscles in your colon move waste matter along, the waste becomes increasingly solid, and eventually it's expelled. Or at least that's how it supposed to work, but(t) we'll get to that.
Over time, toxins build up in your colon. If you're eating the SAD (Standard American Diet), your colon can't effectively eliminate all of the processed foods, sugars, fats, alcohols, and preservatives that you're consuming. Your colon can actually become compacted with hardened waste and fecal matter. Yeah. How much old waste is in there? Well, the average adult has between five and twenty pounds of accumulated waste packed into the colon. It's possible you are literally full of crap.
In order to effectively and safely rid the body of built of waste, we strongly recommend supplements and Closed Colon Hydrotherapy. By gently rinsing the colon with warm and then cool water, we can remove the encrusted fecal matter, gas, and mucus that would otherwise poison your body if left to sit without proper elimination.
I get it. For some people, the idea of having Closed Colon Hydrotherapy can sound weird at best, or even scary. But the process is actually quite simple, and the results are worth it!
At Simplicity, we use Hydro Sans Plus Colonic Instruments. These are FDA-approved, state-of-the-art machines operated by Licensed Closed Colon Hydrotherapists to ensure your comfort and safety. They will insert a new, pre-sterilized tiny tube into the rectum (this is usually the part that people get worried about, but you've had bowel movements bigger than this so don't sweat it).
Once inserted, the Hydro Sans Plus will gently flush your colon with purified water from our customized water filtration systems. Your colon gets to enjoy some of the purest water on the planet! The water will shift from warm to cool in order to loosen compacted waste and condition the muscles of the colon. Finally, the waste is removed through a pressurized system. And, we know what you're thinking, but don't worry, because since it's a closed system, there's no mess and no smell. (really!)
All you have to do is sit back, relax, and wait to feel better than ever.
Most treatments are 25-45 minutes long, and to clean out the entire colon it can take 6-12 sessions. This is an investment in your health for sure, but as Edward Stanley said, "Those who think they have no time for health, will sooner or later have to find time for illness."
You're feeling lighter, your future's brighter. This is the life we signed up for, right?One obvious benefit of Closed Colon Hydrotherapy is that you're going to get all kinds of nasty stuff out of your digestive tract, but here are a few more:Say goodbye to that built up waste and toxic fecal matter stuck in your colon
We don't want to overstate the matter, but...Yes! You'll be amazed at how peaceful, energized, and inspired you feel as you start to rid your body of built up toxins and baggage. At Simplicity we're all about nurturing your journey. After all, we take the time to cleanse and refresh so that we can live better, happier lives. Don't spend another minute suffering from symptoms and illness that can be alleviated with diet and colon therapy. Get started today getting the radiant life you deserve!
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